review: finn the punk - neotori
2/11/26
i'm ngl i both really wanted a barbed fantasy dick in my collection but also i won't lie the character for this being a punk catboy appealed too much to me, a punk foxboy, so here we are. neotori's
finn the punk was actually a holiday gift from my husband in a custom pour <3
MATERIAL: platinum cure silicone
FIRMNESS: standard (shore A00 - slightly firmer than 00-30)
DURABILITY RATING: 3.5~/5 (do not use fingernails to hold this)
SIZE: beginner (4.75"~ usable length, 3"~ - 4.8"~ circumference range from tip to base)
ok so like i said this finn was actually a gift for me from my husband and is therefore a custom pour - i believe light blue and white marble with a split base in midnight ruby? it's very wintery and the base looks much more purple in person much to my delight. the package arrived with the following contents not all of which i have b/c i let him keep some of it:
-a small reusable cotton cloth canvas-y bag with a neotori print logo (mine was a sultry anthro doggirl unfortunately for my gay ass)
-a Mini Silicone Peanus. ("minitori") (i kept this but the desire to eat it was strong)
-some stickers! regrettably not including a character sticker but my husband enjoyed them
i will note the neotori cotton bags appear to be more lint-prone than the ones i have from WBT, which isn't a huge deal but it was laundered before i received it due to lint debris when obtained. so hey if you have a pretty linty one they wash well!
going to put the durability notes before the in use notes: out of all of the custom fantasy dicks i have, this one has shown already the most fingernail imprints and scratches in the base of the cock which
does moderately concern me as both me and my husband keep our nails pretty short. it also fascinates me, because A00 is supposed to be
slightly firmer than the usual 00-30 my other ones are in - and yet i have FAR more concerns about ripping or damaging the silicone by accident just in use with this toy. so far i haven't seen any problems in the actual usable part of the dick, but for now i feel 3.5~ is about as fair as i can give it at time of review.
in use:
the FIRST time i used this bad boy was with way too much lube, and i had the horrible thought of oh shit i thought this would be a high texture toy. should i have sized up? fuck.
the SECOND time was a more normal "1 drop of lube if that" and i immediately became very validated by how highly textured finn is. good lord. the barbs are very, very easy to feel for me assuming i dont lube it too much, which does indicate that maaaaaaybe i couldve sized up to a small? i am not a size king and i typically opt for the smallest in fantasy cocks because when 5" is your max girth you are considered like, a level 1 adventurer. however, i deeply enjoy this guy as long as i don't go crazy with the lube, so i'd say its pretty comfortably in my range in general.
finn is a
really high texture toy if you aren't into texture. the barbs and piercings are from the tip all the way down the shaft and QUITE fucking prominantly sticking out. my husband has rated this one "scary" and "pretty intense" for him whereas i was pretty comfortable rating finn as a medium-high texture toy, more on the medium side. this one's sizing does allow me to last a lot longer than i normally do when taking cock - probably because beginner appears to be at my most comfortable/lowest range, i think anything smaller would make me very displeased.
i hesitate to consider if i would want to upgrade this guy a size up though because the base circ shoots from 4.8" to
5.8", jesus christ.
(the max circ i can comfortably take is 5"...)
this tends to be my favorite to reach for when i'm lazy and i don't want to do literally any work because the small size makes it very easy to take; its not
so small for me i cant finish easily off of it, but it definitely is one i've been reaching for when i want a slightly longer session with no prep work. i really enjoy the amount of texture it has; the more i've tested it, the more i appreciate how heavily textured and pierced it is! i am a little saddened that the texture gets lost for me if i use much lube at all but that's the way it goes for having a comfortabe sizerange for me i fear.
the sharp tip combined with the barbs delivers some really delicious pointed stimulation if i take it to the base - this is another one i feel kind of shines when i'm being rough with it, to my delight, since that's kind of what i wanted from it!
finally: the silicone of this feels a bit sticky? in use this is not noticeable and the main shaft seems to be much less silicone sticky, but the base/balls of finn tends to stick itself to my nightstand if i even lightly set it down, and generally has a slightly tacky texture. not so much where i'm like oh silicone degredation, but enough where i'm like, this bad boy is going to be a dust and lint magnet if you leave him out for longer than 5 seconds to clean it. just an fyi! he magnetizes stray hairs i didn't even fathom existed when he's not in his bag.
EDIT 2/15/26: scratch that this might be straight up the
stickiest silicone toy i own. even after washing if i dry with a non-shedding towel it literally gets so much lint and dust that i get stuck in a washing loop. this is INCREDIBLY annoying and i was hoping it would get better but so far no dice.
overall:
i really enjoy finn; i'm not sure if i would upgrade to a larger size in the future or not? the texture is delicious though and so is the subtle piercing on the shaft. if you like medium-high texture this is definitely a great option!
PROS:
♡ medium-high texture feels amazing with low lube
♡ good sizerange if you aren't a size king
♡ great character design for the model
CONS:
♡ VERY sticky silicone, extremely hard to wash without more debris resurfacing
♡ A00 silicone feels less durable than other soft silicone toys i have
♡ loses a lot of texture at smaller sizes with lube